Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Game Time!

I started off my day by attending school as usual. Mr Jeffords said the LAMEST joke that I have EVER heard in my life. Here's how it went.

There was an old lady living in the country side. She was a lonely lady and was in dire need of a person to talk to. She goes in town for the day and decides to go into a pet shop. She was hoping to find a companion there, so she asked the employee if they had any talking pets. The employee told her to get a Parrot, so she does. She goes home and puts it in a cage and for two days, it still didn't talk. She goes back and asks the clerk why the parrot hasn't spoken. The clerk said, does it have a mirror to talk to? She gets a mirror and goes home, and still... nothing. She goes back, furious because the parrot still hasn't said a word. The clerk said, "Well... it needs a ladder to climb and see the mirror!" so the lady buys a mirror. She waits a couple days and still... nothing. She goes back even more furious than before and complains again. The clerk replied "You need a swing for the parrot to hang around in." So she goes home and puts on the swing. Two days later, the parrot says one thing, and dies. The lady goes back and tells the clerk that her parrot died, but said one thing. The clerk asks "What did the parrot say!?" The lady replies, saying "Well the parrot said, CAN I GET SOME DARN FOOD IN HERE!?"

Yeah, not that funny huh! Ha ha, well Jeffords sure as heck did.

I went to Brea Mall afterward with my Mother, Father, and Sister. My mother got me a thermal from A&F. I think I'll wear it tomorrow. In Abercrombie, I met some dude who had the same G-Shock as I did and he helped me get to know it better. He fixed my time and all that good stuff, because I didn't have a manual to read off of.

After Brea, I went to the Los Altos vs Wilson game. Holy shit, that was an intense game. It was nice meeting all the Wilson people again! We went into over time and WON! That's right bitches, suck it.

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